Devlogs & News
A smol video showing the improved globe that hosts both your Vampiric Power and your Health.
Another year draws to an end–phew, thank fuck 😅.
A very Halloweeny isometric sneak peek
A sneak peek of the isometric map we're working on. You'll be able to explore, pick ingredients and naughty things, poke stuff, and do normal RPG stuff 😁 but with our own twist.
SkyRanch.Life v. 0.1.2 is now Live
A smol and cozy update which fixes a bunch of bugs.
We take the bugs in a jar and gently place them outside. They squeak out of joy for being left alive.
How to Report Bugs like a Pro
Bonus: photos of our praying mantis pet
You want to report a bug you found? You're fucking awesome!
Vote on Content Priority 📊
You vote it, we develop it!
SkyRanch.Life v. 0.1.1 is Live for everybody
We hope you enjoy the game and we look forward to talking to you on Discord.
Feedback is most welcomed!
SkyRanch.Life v. 0.1.1 is Live for Patrons
Thank you for your feedback and bug reports. It's invaluable to us!
This version is mostly a bug fix and polishing update. We fixed most if not all the bugs reported, implemented some quality of life improvements from your feedback, and added a bit more to the story.
How to Run the Game
We recommend playing the game as much as possible, but if that is not possible for technical reasons, read this short guide on how to achieve supremacy over technology. Don't let it put you down!
SkyRanch.Life v. 0.1.0 Patreon Build is Live
After a gruesome 180 days of extra full time hardcore work, with your support, we present to you, our beloved patrons, the first playable version ever of SkyRanch.Life.
Thank you so much for your support, we hope you enjoy SkyRanch.Life and that it brings you a bit of joy in this bitter, extremely hot, world.
We hope to bring you the 2nd big update as soon as possible 🤩😍
Not so random Dice Rolls
(insert meme) Everybody loves RNG right... right?
Attributes and Magical Formulas ∑πƒ∆
It wouldn't be an RPG without attributes, stats, and bad calculations.
Vampiric Power and naughty Chaos
Vampiric Power is like Mana but better suited for a real badass like you. Chaos? Fill it up and find out!
Animations and Interactions
Vleed the vampire would rather not, but he NEEDS to interact with others. Always ruins his day.
Tome of Mildly Useful Knowledge
Lore galore, achievements, quests, progression, and sexy bed-time stories. All go in the Tome of Mildly Useful Knowledge and are copyright protected by the Demon trapped Within.
Dialogue System with Sam Summertail WIP
Reinventing the wheel is a waste of time, until you can see Jack's Morning Corn in the dialogue panel... but we're not there 😏 yet
Butt Tenderizing Hobby
Nobody likes a more succulent piece of living meat than Vleed.
Teaser March 2023
After months of hard work, our first teaser is finally here. It has some work in progress parts but don't mind those yet 😊
Website is live 🎉
The website is live and it has a bunch of info on what the heck the game is about 🙃